Apocrypha Discordia
You should have put that in there… “I found out I was dying, and used my last days to create a Discordian Manual…”
~Prince MuChao
Of course, I was wrong, Little Deluded Dupe that I am. Seven days before I was scheduled for surgery, that quiet voice which I imagine also talks to Zen monks, Sufi mullahs and other Disreputable Persons at the End, rapped sharply on my skull and told me to get my shit in order within the week. Little did I know it was Eris using a funny voice, the bitch. Anyhow, I hurriedly wrapped up a couple of projects, and this was one of them.
40 years on… ERIS DISCORDIA LIVES! Read what others have said about the most important work of our times: “Not while I’m in the toilet, man! Quit it!” H*k*m B*y “Please don’t hurt me. Take the money.” C*md*n B*n*r*s “Hey! Get out of my Dumpster!” R*b*rt *nt*n W*ls*n “Brains! More Brains!” Gr*g H*ll & K*rry Th*rnl*y Now it’s your turn to delight in the biggest collection of Erisiana since the Principia Discordia itself, or something…
~Rev Dr Jon Swabey
Z. Orin Michael Fothering-Goode @ June 26, 2008

Hello.
The natural photo of the new arrival, taken by Emma Tallulah’s dad,
Bye.